Daniel Savage is forty-five, divorced and a veteran of more failed relationships than he cares to remember. But things may be looking up - he's got a date next week. Perhaps this time, against all the odds, it'll be a success. All he has to do is to figure out what he's been doing wrong for the last thirty years. Yet he's beginning to wonder if the problem isn't him at all. Maybe it's them. Women. Because women, decides Daniel, are a nightmare from which no man can wake up.